n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.
by Ryan Manariol February 09, 2010
When you're queefing but its mental.
by OuttaPocket March 18, 2021
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by louiciia October 14, 2011
She tried to hold it until her meeting was over, but she couldn't and the aftershock tickled her queef cheeks
by robbie dobbers February 23, 2010
Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
by mattis1121 August 06, 2008