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Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016
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chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.
That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.
by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017
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Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018
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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.
-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)
by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018
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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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molly pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo
by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019
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Sole Pole

A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”
Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole

*paddles freshmen*

Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
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