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could everyone please shut the fuck up calling people posers. its just obnoxious. dont criticize others for where they shop, look like, live, listen to, etc. there are some groups of people i dont like, but i wouldnt call them posers (in my opinion). smoke up and geddalong!
person1:omfg, there sucha POSER going into hot topic, they think there punk/goth/emo/scene/other social group i cant think of
person2(me):hey can you shut the fuck up? thanks :)...*proceeds to head to wawa*
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Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.
Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."
by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014
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piouseagle112

The best fuckin' Strayan' Youtuber after the Butsmarn. This cunt is a fuckin' legend and is for sure, 100%, NOT a religious person, this can be proven by the amount of swears used per-sentence. Fuckin' subscribe cunts.
Piouseagle112 is a fuckin' mad lad from bloody Straya cunt..
by Crackhead bobby mate February 13, 2019
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pause the game

pause the game is when a parent that has no clue what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11
"Mom: pause the game" "my mind: You are the reason why toothpaste has instruction's on what to do after you eat it" "Me: you can't pause an online game"
by jksyu November 13, 2022
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Pod Pause

The period of time that elapses while an ipod owner looks for his/her ipod, hooks it into the car, plays a song, and then finally moves their car.
Driver 1: Dude, where's Kate? I thought she was right behind us.

Passenger 1: She probably is in the middle of her Pod Pause.
by the dude lebowski September 3, 2005
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Come Pause Act

The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".
"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
by The L Team April 1, 2008
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Powerful pause

A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.

Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.
When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."
by docsterx November 24, 2011
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