A pat given in order to make someone feel better, usually done over text since you're not there to give it in person.
Jack: I'm so sad man, I lost my wallet...
Kylie: Damn, didn't you just draw out cash?
Jack: Yeah...
Kylie: patpat
Kylie: Damn, didn't you just draw out cash?
Jack: Yeah...
Kylie: patpat
by automaticeyes July 22, 2016
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The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror
The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror
I quote trailer park boys "Conky":
"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"
Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"
"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"
Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"
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The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
Get the Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties mug.The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014
Get the Patelogical Liar mug.The "USA Patriot Act" stands for " Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism".
It is a document 342 pages in length with the first 6 pages being the index. The first line after the index is this:
SEC. 2. CONSTRUCTION; SEVERABILITY. Any provision of this Act held to be invalid or unenforceable by its terms, or as applied to any person or circumstance, shall be construed so as to give it the maximum effect permitted by law, unless such holding shall be one of utter invalidity or unenforceability, in which event such provision shall be deemed severable from this Act and shall not affect the remainder thereof or the application of such provision to other persons not similarly situated or to other, dissimilar circumstances.
(This amounts to saying that if this bill is a total crock of shit, with only one tiny detail being applicable, that shred will send you to the cooler pal!)
Like most bills which our senators and representative are "supposed" to read and understand prior to signing off, it could take a very long time to either agree or disagree with what's written. Thus we get this sort of bullshit shoved down our throats and up our asses on a continuous basis.
No doubt, this bill like many others was well intended, I hope, but has sweeping consequenses that only the best lawyers in the world will ever understand completely.
It is a document 342 pages in length with the first 6 pages being the index. The first line after the index is this:
SEC. 2. CONSTRUCTION; SEVERABILITY. Any provision of this Act held to be invalid or unenforceable by its terms, or as applied to any person or circumstance, shall be construed so as to give it the maximum effect permitted by law, unless such holding shall be one of utter invalidity or unenforceability, in which event such provision shall be deemed severable from this Act and shall not affect the remainder thereof or the application of such provision to other persons not similarly situated or to other, dissimilar circumstances.
(This amounts to saying that if this bill is a total crock of shit, with only one tiny detail being applicable, that shred will send you to the cooler pal!)
Like most bills which our senators and representative are "supposed" to read and understand prior to signing off, it could take a very long time to either agree or disagree with what's written. Thus we get this sort of bullshit shoved down our throats and up our asses on a continuous basis.
No doubt, this bill like many others was well intended, I hope, but has sweeping consequenses that only the best lawyers in the world will ever understand completely.
Hey Clyde! Watch out buddy, you just farted on US soil, you may be prosecutable under the USA Patriot Act!
by Ibinfarteen July 3, 2004
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Violates the Fourth Amendment, which says the government cannot conduct a search without obtaining a warrant and showing probable cause to believe that the person has committed or will commit a crime.
Violates the First Amendment's guarantee of free speech by prohibiting the recipients of search orders from telling others about those orders, even where there is no real need for secrecy.
Violates the First Amendment by effectively authorizing the FBI to launch investigations of American citizens in part for exercising their freedom of speech.
Violates the Fourth Amendment by failing to provide notice - even after the fact - to persons whose privacy has been compromised. Notice is also a key element of due process, which is guaranteed by the Fifth Amendment.
Records searches. It expands the government's ability to look at records on an individual's activity being held by a third parties. (Section 215)
Secret searches. It expands the government's ability to search private property without notice to the owner. (Section 213)
Intelligence searches. It expands a narrow exception to the Fourth Amendment that had been created for the collection of foreign intelligence information (Section 218).
"Trap and trace" searches. It expands another Fourth Amendment exception for spying that collects "addressing" information about the origin and destination of communications, as opposed to the content (Section 214).
Violates the First Amendment's guarantee of free speech by prohibiting the recipients of search orders from telling others about those orders, even where there is no real need for secrecy.
Violates the First Amendment by effectively authorizing the FBI to launch investigations of American citizens in part for exercising their freedom of speech.
Violates the Fourth Amendment by failing to provide notice - even after the fact - to persons whose privacy has been compromised. Notice is also a key element of due process, which is guaranteed by the Fifth Amendment.
Records searches. It expands the government's ability to look at records on an individual's activity being held by a third parties. (Section 215)
Secret searches. It expands the government's ability to search private property without notice to the owner. (Section 213)
Intelligence searches. It expands a narrow exception to the Fourth Amendment that had been created for the collection of foreign intelligence information (Section 218).
"Trap and trace" searches. It expands another Fourth Amendment exception for spying that collects "addressing" information about the origin and destination of communications, as opposed to the content (Section 214).
by ryan gilr0y October 1, 2004
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