Noncey

Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey

Alex is noncey

by NextJen June 29, 2025

Nonchstalgic

A mix between nonchalant and nostalgic.
To be nonchstalgic is to feel nostalgic but not really caring about the exact moment you’re nostalgic about.
It’s like floating on memories without attaching importance to them.

I was scrolling through old photos yesterday… I wasn’t sad or happy, just nonchstalgic.

by Skip-The-Dishes August 21, 2025

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others of their own pedophilia

"Oi mate! I 'ears YER a fookin' nonce!"

by Bong hater December 4, 2025

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017