cyborg ninja

he's a character from Metal Gear Solid. His identiy though is familar to Solid Snake

I am Cyborg Ninja. I am not your friend nor your enemy.

by World Domination March 11, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.

1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2009

Hot Ninja

Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.

Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

ninja sex

having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.

by Randi Red May 16, 2004

pirate ninja

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

by a really evil person April 15, 2006