When you just straight up shove a Nutter Butter® candy bar right up your ass while you scream out "Give me the cream!" and cum all over the floor.
"Nutter" refers to you cumming, "in the Butter" refers to anal stimulation with a Nutter Butter®
"Nutter" refers to you cumming, "in the Butter" refers to anal stimulation with a Nutter Butter®
Oh man, Chad, I had the BEST Nutter in the Butter last night. You gotta try a Nutter in the Butter. You will not believe the sensation.
by nutterinthebutter July 29, 2018
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It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
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Person 1: how many nattys do bergen have ? Person 2: they have 0 and will never get one person 3: bergen Catholic are not good and their best alumni is know for cheating ‘Natty chip’ means a national title best in the nation something bergen Catholic will never get
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Slang: Vulgar.
When a male farts while seated and sweaty, there is a rare chance the fart may come out of the front. This results in a rumbling sensation throughout the inner thighs and scrotum that may be described as a delightful relief.
Slang: Vulgar.
When a male farts while seated and sweaty, there is a rare chance the fart may come out of the front. This results in a rumbling sensation throughout the inner thighs and scrotum that may be described as a delightful relief.
Bro, I just ripped a gnarly nutterbutter.
“Dude, did you just fart?”
“Nah bro, that was strictly nutterbutter.”
“Dude, did you just fart?”
“Nah bro, that was strictly nutterbutter.”
by sleezestack June 5, 2020
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Random: I see you're going Natty today?! Kinda fresh, kinda cute!! <3
You: I've always been Natty. Natty is the new Baddy.
Random #2: I wish I could go all Natty. What's your routine?! You are so Heather!!
You: Aww thanks!! Tbh I just felt like rolling out of bed today. So I did. You should try it sometime ;)
You: I've always been Natty. Natty is the new Baddy.
Random #2: I wish I could go all Natty. What's your routine?! You are so Heather!!
You: Aww thanks!! Tbh I just felt like rolling out of bed today. So I did. You should try it sometime ;)
by rain_on_my_parade September 23, 2020
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