1. adjective. Used to describe a woman who has consumed herself with motherhood. Lounges in pajamas knows all the preschool shows. Talks frequently and at length about her child.
2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
Dude, Mommy Monster grounded me for a month, I gotta find a way to make up not taking the trash to the curb for a month.
My friend Emily used to be awesome, now she is a total Mommy Monster.
My friend Emily used to be awesome, now she is a total Mommy Monster.
by FreeT November 22, 2011
Get the Mommy Monster mug.This is a person in your community that constantly gets triggered. He or she chirps people a lot but when the chirps start flying back they immediately get triggered.
Maddox: Hey Robert i banged your mom!
Robert: SHUT UP I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!
Maddox: Buddy your such a trigger monster.
Robert: SHUT UP I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!
Maddox: Buddy your such a trigger monster.
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HIV/ AIDS contracted by having unprotected sexual encounters or exposure to the bodily fluids of a person already infected.
Charlie Sheen caught the Monster banging prostitutes without a jimmy in Las Vegas. He was wild'n out!
by Pillow Lips September 4, 2019
Get the the monster mug.A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
Get the Flying Sex Monster mug.God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015
Get the the flying spaghetti monster mug.The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005
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