Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!

mathew rosero

by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011

Matthew Thacker

Matthew Thacker is a strange person. Usually followed up with something that rhymes.

Matthew Thacker Panty Snatcher!
Matthew Thacker Runescape Hacker!

by NomsNomsNomsGEO! October 21, 2011

matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

by St.damien February 21, 2014

Matthew

Matthew is snazzy good looking attractive stylish fabulous

Matthew is kind caring

by Matthew.123 November 5, 2018

Matthew Deng is the best at basketball

He's the GOAT, nothing else to say

Matthew Deng is the best at basketball

by dmskamdfjkmslx February 15, 2019

Matthew Kim

Usually a great hypebeast, wearing Yeezys every chance he can. Without his glasses, he can see very well but his glasses make him smarter, cooler and hawter. Love that nigga

Some random ass nigga: Yo who that hypebeast, mang?
Some random ass white person: Thassa Matthew Kim my nigga
Some random ass nigga: Whatchu say white boi?
*Some random ass white person has left the discord chat*

by VoiceofTruth6969420 March 7, 2019

Matthew

The jazziest person alive, able to turn any concerto into jazz with a simple Bb.

Always has a big ego, and doesn’t know how to shut up about getting first chair in every orchestra he’s in.

mmmm matthew knows jazz
I wish Matthew would just not be the best at orchestra

by 22nd chair June 15, 2021