magic wand of charms 

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis

Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.

magic wand of charms by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010

Magic trick 

The act of unexpectedly producing marijuana, or other intoxicants.

The party was kind of boring, until Dave did a magic trick.

Magic trick by Zerozero00 April 24, 2011

Magic: The Gathering 

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

Magic: The Gathering by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Magic Bullet Theory 

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

Magic Bullet Theory by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Magic underwear 

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."

Magic underwear by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014

magic trick 

Pulling a rabbit out of one's anus.

I pulled a magic trick with flopsy and poopsy.

magic trick by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

magic diamond 

a womans pussy when shes lying on her back

yo laca i totally invaded her magic diamond

magic diamond by King Laca October 6, 2006