Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
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Crime is low, but it happens here and there. But mostly it's just surburban wannabe gangstas driving around in their civic rice rockets or redneck pickup trucks. It's basically the Asian version of Whiter Burlingame which lies south. To the north is San Bruno which is comprised more of Hispanics. Since African Americans are hard to find here, the Somoans and Tongans are usually all on the football team.
Non-locals usually don't know what or where Millbrae is, but it is my hometown, and it is ideal if you want to live in a quiet town near The City.
Crime is low, but it happens here and there. But mostly it's just surburban wannabe gangstas driving around in their civic rice rockets or redneck pickup trucks. It's basically the Asian version of Whiter Burlingame which lies south. To the north is San Bruno which is comprised more of Hispanics. Since African Americans are hard to find here, the Somoans and Tongans are usually all on the football team.
Non-locals usually don't know what or where Millbrae is, but it is my hometown, and it is ideal if you want to live in a quiet town near The City.
Me: I'm from Millbrae.
Non-local: Where?
Me: Mill-brae.
Non-local: Huh?
Me: ... San Francisco.
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Me: Mill-brae.
Non-local: Huh?
Me: ... San Francisco.
Non-local: OOOHHHHH.
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