lesbian cock sucker 

Used to describe so called lesbians that enjoy sucking and getting fucked with dildos, prosthetic cocks or strap-ons until climax.

Used to describe a lesbian that craves real cock after realizing how good a dildo or strap-on feels/felt up her twat, dunghole, mouth and tits.

These so called lesbian cock suckers also decide to turn "bi or straight" because now they crave, want and need real cock.

Anne Heche was a lissy for dating Ellen Degeneres but is now the example/meaning of a lesbian cock sucker. Anne realized that she's cuckoo for real cock instead of Ellen's hairy strap-on with balls.

1. Lesbian cock suckers are funny!, despite having no attraction for male genitalia, they enjoy strap-on's up their mouth, ass, pussy and between their tits.

2. Lesbian cock suckers also enjoy fingers up their cunt and arse.

3. Lesbo #1: Hey, that lesbian cock sucker is giving us real lesbians a bad name.

Lesbo # 2: Totally, real lesbians enjoy pussy and tits not a strap-on, dildo or prosthetic.

Lesbo #1: I'd rather respect, date or befriend a lesbian whore hound instead of a yucky lesbian cock sucker.

Lesbo #2: Yeah, lesbian cock suckers are yucky and usually dump you for real cock but at least a lesbian whore hound is true to pussy & tits.

lesbian cock sucker by Not a lesbian cock sucker October 29, 2006

Lesbian Vampire 

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

Lesbian Vampire by German Whore June 7, 2009

Lesbian sex 

When two girls use dildos and vibrators to recreate sex between a man and a woman.

One day I came home from work and found my girlfriend, Rachel lying on the sofa using a dildo to matstrabate with lesbian porn playing on the tv. I slowly started to get wetter until I turned off the tv and came over to Rachel. We started making out then we stood up as she pulled down my panties and my skirt and ate me out giving me a massive orgasim. She stopped as I took of her shirt but quickly resumed. I reached forward over Rachel to take off her bra. She stood up and took off my shirt and bra. I then started to take off her skirt and panties so we were both naked.

I grabbed the dildo that Rachel had left on the sofa. I lay down and started to dildo fuck myself because I knew that it made her cum even more. She then took the dildo out of my vagina then lay on top of me as we started to grind our wet pussies against each other, making a slapping noise. We were making out at the same time, my tongue intertwined with Rachel’s. She got up and came back with our vibrator then turned it on and gave it to me. She lay in my place as I shoved the vibrator up her wet pussy. Rachel started to moan loudly and I knew she was getting a huge orgasim, so I kept on doing it the same.

When I eventually stopped Rachel sat up and started to play with and lick my big tits I did the same to her before we fell asleep in each others arms.

It was the best lesbian sex I’ve ever had and when we woke up the next morning we repeated it again.

Lesbian sex by HotFuckingLesbian November 29, 2017

lesbian 101 

stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having sex with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with THAT specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who's never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: "what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul." in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall prone to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it's heterosexual counter part "frist love" it typically ends passionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women's studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.

jamie: hey amie! i hear you've got a moho girlfriend now, how's that workin out?

amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!

jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...

julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?

lesbian 101 by prosody September 14, 2008

Lesbian Water Polo 

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...

"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"

Lesbian Water Polo by BettiBleu October 17, 2013

lesbian tease 

A straight girl who claims to be a new found lesbian and leads on/flirts with lesbians to make them think she is interested just to leave them in the end for a boy after she realizes she isnt a lesbian

"Ashley totally told me that she came out and that she was into me but now she has a boyfriend??"

"She's such a lesbian tease"

lesbian tease by Lunchlover8969012 May 30, 2014

lesbian circle of death

The formation that occurs with or without intention towards the end of a party held primarily by queer women. Often resulting in innapropriate and sometimes repetitive conversation due to restricted seating arrangement and having an ex seated on either side.

"I had fun at the party but drew the short straw when the lesbian circle of death happened. They sat me next to Cara!"

lesbian circle of death by ExquisiteAmaze April 10, 2015