Jointarillo

a rolled cigarette without a filter.
a rolled cigarillo.

Evan says he doesn't smoke cigarettes, just jointarillos.

by J_Biggie October 12, 2011

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013

Janitize

The acts involved with being a janitor or custodian. The verb of the profession.

"I can't come to the party, I have to Janitize all night long."

"I janitized all day, so I realty need a shower."

by CatstodianKatie April 16, 2016

Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)

"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"

by AubChapo October 6, 2016

jeonit

Mystery women
No one knows who she is dun dun dunnnnnnnn

Jeonit is so mysterious! Will we ever know who she is?! DUN DUN DUNNNN

by Shawnmendesgirlfriend November 19, 2016

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffeded as JDAM is an GPS guided dump fire bomb launched from a attack jet or bomber.

the u.s.a.f. is using joint direct attack munnition against IS

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017