jon hamburger

Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.

Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?

by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022

Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.

"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"

by Nick t October 13, 2022

Jon

An uncouth person by Ghanaian slang. Used especially in pidgin and in kumasi.

This boy is a jon boy

by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022

Jon

Very smart intellectual Usually very friendly but also like to keep his distance You will love being around him but he won’t like being around you It’s a personal thing And don’t try him because he tends to take shit to the extreme and that’s not in your best intentions

Don’t play with that boy Jon be really like that

by anonymous January 22, 2022

jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.

Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon

by Moisty McGee the Pregnancy Tre June 4, 2022

Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.

I was railed by Jon last night!

by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021

Jon

a slave Nigga

"hey you see that guy, hes a Jon"

by dickscheeeze December 13, 2021