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No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
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Jerk Circle

A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues
by Фщджу September 1, 2019
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Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
by Moar semen May 15, 2016
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Circus Jerk

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.
After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.
by Pirazynone February 8, 2022
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Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .
Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better
by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021
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Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.
"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"
by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016
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Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.
by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020
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