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Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017
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No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
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Biden jerk

by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021
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Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .
Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better
by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021
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sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion
Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"
by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021
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Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.
Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"
by omegadespair August 2, 2021
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Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013
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