Definitions by rog43

gripper's remorse

When her pussy is so tight that it rips off your cock and she feels terrible about it.

Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!

Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?

gripper's remorse by rog43 February 17, 2023

kamikaze jerk 

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

kamikaze jerk by rog43 October 31, 2022

post-water clarity 

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.

Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.

post-water clarity by rog43 January 29, 2022