When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
by rog43 October 31, 2022
When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.
Mike: damn bruh you good?
Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.
Mike: oh fr?
Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.
Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.
Mike: oh fr?
Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.
Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
by rog43 January 30, 2022
Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!
Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?
Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?
by rog43 February 17, 2023