The 10th largest city in the u.s.a, 3rd in california, has a million ppl, has the #1 hockey team in the NHL (GO SHARKS!), is the center of the silicon valley, easy to drive from there to basically anywhere in the state, is bigger than sanfransisco in area and population so wtf they r more famous for?!?!, has random eratic but usualy nice wheather, and yet no body has heard of it..WTF
person1: i live in san jose
person2:wheres that
1:california, the capital of silicon valley
2:wheres that?
1: under san fransisco
2: ohhhhhh i know where it is now
person2:wheres that
1:california, the capital of silicon valley
2:wheres that?
1: under san fransisco
2: ohhhhhh i know where it is now
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The city is broken down into these parts:
Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.
SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke
West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females
DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side
East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
The city is broken down into these parts:
Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.
SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke
West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females
DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side
East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
Tourist- So what should we do in san Jo?
San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.
San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party
San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.
everybody- FASHO!
San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.
San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party
San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.
everybody- FASHO!
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