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Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004
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jelly belly

The act of pulling out of a girls vagina directly before ejaculation and covering her stomach in hot man jam
I didnt wanna get that bitch pregnant so I snatched and gave her a jelly belly
by Texhnolyze March 24, 2007
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jelly

"you saw gogol bordello in concert? ugh. jelly!"
by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009
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jellyfisting

Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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Jelly Dog

The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"

"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."

"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."

"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."

"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
by 24arod24 September 25, 2011
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jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
by Ashley February 17, 2004
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Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period
Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
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