A 2 Incher is a super- small penis, and can be considered a micropenis. It is very uncommon to have a 2 incher. The only upside to having a 2 incher is that it sexually functions like any other cock, except smaller.
Daniel "Joe's 2 Incher is disgusting"
Joe "Stop your lies, its 6.8 inches"
Daniel "We all know your lying Joe, you have a 2 incher and it looks fugly."
Joe "You're right. Well at least it gets the job done!"
Joe "Stop your lies, its 6.8 inches"
Daniel "We all know your lying Joe, you have a 2 incher and it looks fugly."
Joe "You're right. Well at least it gets the job done!"
by joeis2incheslong January 2, 2017
Get the 2 Incher mug.1. When you make your girl think you´re all in but there is still an inch out, and just before you pull the trigger, you push that resting piece to make her eyes go wide open, and know who's her daddy.
2. To lie to a girl, when you say you are only going to dip an inch in her, but you end up sinking the whole pecker in.
3. A technique that allows you to go 2.54cms deeper after you go all in (also called drillin').
2. To lie to a girl, when you say you are only going to dip an inch in her, but you end up sinking the whole pecker in.
3. A technique that allows you to go 2.54cms deeper after you go all in (also called drillin').
1. Dude: Yo! I gave Kim the magic inch last night.
2. girl: Hey!, didn't you said you where only going to dip the tip?
dude: Come on, I told you it was only an inch. Sorry I forgot telling you it was the magic inch
3. I almost break my rod trying the magic inch, I'll never go deep dicking again.
2. girl: Hey!, didn't you said you where only going to dip the tip?
dude: Come on, I told you it was only an inch. Sorry I forgot telling you it was the magic inch
3. I almost break my rod trying the magic inch, I'll never go deep dicking again.
by Cannon there-you-go January 27, 2008
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Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.
Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.
Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.
by bLiTcH September 28, 2008
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Get the 5 inch penis mug.Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
by Wing Chun guy July 11, 2003
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