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No Homo

A phrase created by a barbaric group of teenage ghetto kids that, when used, allows them to fulfill their gay desires without anyone insisting that they are in fact gay.
dgk#1: yo man that was a bangin ass blowjob, no homo
dgk#2: i know. lets do it again sometime, no homo
by aksdjgf October 29, 2009
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office homo

Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
"Sean is talking about soccer and Bono again."
"Yeah, thats because he's the office homo."
"Ah."
by Sniggalips September 18, 2008
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homo-flexible

A bit like Hetero-Flexible but Homo-flexible is when one is homosexual, but would comsider doing something with the other sex. This mostly excludes dating the other person, because if you did it would make you BiSexual.
Thomas really likes guys, he knows hes not straight, but Katie is quite appealing to him. He'd consider her as a hookup, nothing more.

This would make Thomas Homo-flexible
by xEndless June 29, 2007
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No Homo

Using a Statement that sounds relatively gay
Two Guys Talking..
Guy 1: I wish we could get front row Celtics seats.
Guy 2: Yea I know, I would rather get it in the front, then in the back...no homo

^ GAY GAY GAY
by Jemmel April 11, 2008
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Homo Depot

A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores.
Bruce and Lance always go shopping Saturday morning at the Homo Depot.
by BigBird1017 March 21, 2008
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No Homo

When guys are about to do something that could be portrayed as gay, they state beforehand "No Homo." This clears them both from being gay and being called gay.
Girls: "We will show you our tits and make out with each other if you two guys kiss."

Guys: "Let's do it. But first, No Homo."
by Get Jack off. September 27, 2010
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homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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