helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

by JBlocka May 12, 2016

help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

helya

She is a mad Girl

Omg she is so a helya

by Gdgs January 3, 2017

helpbait

A faintly whingy status update intended to draw people into commenting with solutions to your problem.

Stu just posted helpbait on why his tomato plants aren't growing. I said he should urinate on them, because I want to see if he's dumb enough to do it.

by Peculiarist January 19, 2017

helya

Helya means "lets fuck"

Look at Helya, I want to fuck with him.

by princesslewis May 1, 2017

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Helay

A person who thinks he’s the best in everything annoying and sometimes Ratchet

My little brother is helay that’s why I hate him

by Mute lad January 27, 2018