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you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*
by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
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having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

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by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.
"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."
by eswn September 4, 2020
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If we don't have it...

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022
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