2 definitions by Brock_Lee
have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022
A perfect man/woman whom was a 10/10...but has ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoos which instantly turn them into a 2/10.
Kyle: "Dude! Check out that chick over there! She's PERFECT!"
Chad: "You're right, Kyle! She's a perfect 10 out of 10...oh, wait...she has a tattoo which I didn't see...she is now a tatt-two out of ten."
Kyle: "Curses! I didn't see that ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoo! You're right, Chad...the most she could ever be now is a tatt-two out of 10. Such a waste of pure perfection."
Chad: "You're right, Kyle! She's a perfect 10 out of 10...oh, wait...she has a tattoo which I didn't see...she is now a tatt-two out of ten."
Kyle: "Curses! I didn't see that ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoo! You're right, Chad...the most she could ever be now is a tatt-two out of 10. Such a waste of pure perfection."
by Brock_Lee August 17, 2022