Haggis

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.

Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.

Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"

by thatpatguy May 8, 2008

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

haggot

Derogatory term for a person of Scottish descent.

Derivation: combination of haggis and faggot.

Q: Do you know why haggots wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

by coulson January 23, 2004

Hagstrom Hagsworth

Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.

"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"

"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"

by Hagstrom Hagsworth August 30, 2005

hagaas

crappy deed; some very stupid thing done by a person (derived from a Hindi verb Hagna = Excretion) very popular word in teenagers;

the movie was full of crap = movie was hagaas!!

by hunlimited February 22, 2009

hagn

Have A Good Night.
Have a Great Night.

He told all his friends to hagn.

by matt August 29, 2005