No Hobo

When you do something "Homeless" you gotta say "No Hobo" after doing it.

Hey Tommy, can i have half of your sandwich? No hobo of course.

Hey can you get me that orange by your foot? No hobo

by Jaskade February 21, 2010

Christmas Hobo

A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.

Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"

*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*

Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."

by Benj & Kyle November 13, 2005

Wannabe Hobo

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.

"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"

by Relness September 11, 2008

no hobo

When you are doing something that would be often perceived as characteristic of a homeless person, interject the phrase "no hobo" to make it cool. Similar to "no homo."

Person 1: Can I have a quarter?
Person 2: Get a job bum
Person 1: No Hobo
Person 2: Aight bro

by Eamon Anderson August 6, 2008

Pussy Hobo

A guy who can’t get top drawer pussy so he must settle for mid to low grade pussy. Alternately, anyone who is a poon hound.

All the pussy hobos are on the prowl tonight.

by NeanderThrobs September 9, 2021

Remy-de martyn hobo wine

A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.

That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.

by Sam Barcock March 21, 2007

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003