Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

Gooben stein

A “Gooben stein” is a person who is overly bossy and is the type of person who would post a sob story on Instagram on Valentine’s Day about being single.

Eg; hey Emily, Merry Christmas. Ok whatever dude, I don’t really care. OK, then “Gooben stein”

by Goober The gooning glump December 24, 2024

Globed

Geode mod that lets you play multiplayer in Geometry Dash. It has features like proximity voice chat, inviting, collision mode (adds collision to player icons, funny in platformer mode), 2 player mode (lets 2 people control the 2 players in 2 player levels) and death link (originally made by Alphalaneous, it kills the other players when a player dies).

Hop on Globed!

by slideglide January 25, 2025

Gooberwaffen

Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.

"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"

"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"

by SirBarquisiousJohndasReginaldR January 25, 2025

Goobersmaching

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025

gooberous

someone who has alot of phases

my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔

by not_gooberous February 21, 2025