Grandpa Butter

The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.

I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

by SilvasaurusRex March 3, 2015

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Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

by bloodlet March 17, 2018

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grandpaship

when a child eases his way through life, funded by a wealthy grandpa, exclusive private school, and a trust fund to support college post life. sorta like a full ride scholarship but rather a grandpaship.

Uncle James got the full ride scholarship for his academics, no he didn't he got the grandpaship.

Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.

by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

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pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

by doc brown October 6, 2007

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grandfathered in

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.

Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.

by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

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