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Federal Way

This is a quaint little establishment based mostly on the import and export of violent criminals and druggies. if you are there at night, you'd better not be white!
man 1: yeah i'm in federal way

Man 2: RUUUUUUN BITCH RUN!
by Farmergomezstrikesagain December 12, 2010
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fever of the anus gland

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009
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Federal Diplomas

Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.
"Bob got a college diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."

"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the federal diploma you gave her."
by J. L. Franklin June 2, 2008
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Feverdog

What a feverdog
by debower September 14, 2011
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feeracroch

a ginger or redhead, preferably male and scrawny. angry looking, no sense of style.

also can be associated with red or orange pubic hair or crotch.
dude look at that feeracroch. he's so wierd.

oh my god, that pervert showed me his feeracroch.
by onochelle November 9, 2012
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Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.
Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.
by jddubu December 13, 2012
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Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.
Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."
by barbotus April 12, 2014
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