david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them

i got that david farmer dick

by Antoine, M June 1, 2019

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.

"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."

by dongsilla December 13, 2014

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 7, 2017

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.

Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.

by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018

Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!

Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.

by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 3, 2023