Fake Friend

A person that pretended to be your bff but eventuality drops you or starts to be mean to you.

A:Wow Are you and * Insert name here* still friends?

B: No they turned out to be a fake friend...

by Siennaoof September 30, 2018

Fake Teammate

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries

Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.

by The real23 March 14, 2019

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention

Samantha has a fake depression

by FurryHunter January 16, 2020

Fake blazer

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

by ShsksisisozoPs June 9, 2020

Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

by JADS March 7, 2012

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011