Funky Roll

The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.

A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.

by AFTuck October 18, 2011

funked up

under the beneficial effects of funk music

"Make my funk the P-Funk; I wants to get funked up."

by csimmons November 12, 2007

Tobias Funke

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke

by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008

Funky Fresh

A term used to discribe something that is cool, likeable or enjoyable that is also new.

"That shirt is funky fresh."
or "That beat is funky fresh."

by Amanda May 13, 2005

Funky Town Gore

A horrible , gory cartel execution video where they flay his face , cut his limbs , cut his throat and inject him with happy juice so he feels every second of the torture and pain.

man 1 : have you seen the funky town gore vid?
man 2 : dont speak about it

by psuznc12 February 8, 2022

funkadoodle

Bill Cosby talking jive.

"Schnizzle schnazzle, with the bleeble blabble, to the frizzle schnazzle and the wiggle waggle, and the funkadoodle with the poodle schnoodle. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

by Marmalade B* Funkyblump November 10, 2006

funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008