zuck fucked 

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.

The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.

zuck fucked by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010

shit fucked 

when things are shitty and fucked up

Our government is shit fucked!

shit fucked by acseg April 19, 2010

the job's fucked/knackered 

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

the job's fucked/knackered by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

mk ultra fucked 

When you are so so so un fucking believably fucked,.. that you may as well have been kidnapped and are being experimented upon.. ala mk ultra secret us nazi government program. Also describes a heighted state of paranoia, fear and quite possibly delusion.

That batman shooter looks so mk ultra fucked. Shit son

mk ultra fucked by Porkyjewlovingtwo March 23, 2016

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn 

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn by pizzaking May 4, 2011

Badger-fucked 

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

Badger-fucked by Alastair November 12, 2003

get fucked 

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

get fucked by markuz July 10, 2005