Rusty Elmo

A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet

“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”

“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”

by amunit July 8, 2022

An Elmer

A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.

She never lets her child do anything or go anywhere, she's an Elmer.

by DAWMS September 15, 2022

Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

bat-elmo

He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO

Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo

by Batelmo February 2, 2024

Skibidi elmo

When I flushed my elmo plush down the toilet my toilet started rumbling. Then the skibidi Elmo came out and started rizzing me up as hard as he could. I still remember the voices of the skibidiness. SKIBIDI BOP BOP BOP YES YES.

Person:1 OMG I just got rizzed by skibidi Elmo.
Person:2 your a idiot.

by Skibidi Elmo April 19, 2024

Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024