northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.

"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."

by The silent giant June 8, 2014

blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....

During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house

by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.

Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.

by mattador80 June 2, 2016

turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016