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Rhythm Doctor

Family planning so natural that the doctor is in the movement!
Cat got to go see the rhythm doctor last night.
Yeah I heard the family is growing again.
by BeastZephyr January 4, 2026
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Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.
We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by lizemerald@aol.com aka WIZARD OF ODDS
by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025
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Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.
We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by WIZARD OF ODDS xxx.elizabeth.emerald.xxx@gmail.com / lizemerald@aol.com
by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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