delmon

Delmon is an indian boy. But he has A smal dick,

Delmon is ugly

by Kapten123456789 December 11, 2016

demoballer

Used primarily in the online spread-betting and forex trading community when encountering someone who is more active on instagram than they are actually placing trades. They'll more than likely have some sort of course or mentoring service they're offering

Did you checkout ICT's latest rant? He's a total demoballer

by general_nuisance March 25, 2017

Democracy

Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!

Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."

Iam *sigh* "......."

Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."

Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"

Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Democracy

Codename for invasion. Often used in the context of oil, but works with practically any nationalized industry / trade.

We will be bringing democracy to Iraq.

by Clay_ August 3, 2022

Export democracy

Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲

"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"

by Magerful March 25, 2022

Reverse Democrat

When you vote democrat every election cycle without rhyme or reason. You don’t even like any of their policies but think they run the country best… for some unknown reason..

Bob: Hey John, who you voting for this year?
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!

by Papazpizza2 April 11, 2023

Bush Democrats

Democrats who voted for Bush,not once,but twice!
In other words,me. ^___^
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He's not Bill Clinton,he gets my vote!
He's not Al Gore,He gets my vote!
He's not John Kery,he gets my vote!

Now I fully understand and appreciate the Reagan Democrats who I used to hate back when I was a young radical lefty.
I'm proud to be a Bush Democrat!
Bush Democrats ROCK!

by Ted Nugent fan October 10, 2005