Danny Tanner 

When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.

I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.

Danny Tanner by manjoseph November 21, 2019

danny glover 

when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.

Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.

danny glover by danny glovering SOB April 21, 2007

danny fist pumps 

a super tan, muscle milk drinking, fist pumping guido. Hobbies include going to pacha, listening to tiesto, shopping at A/X and express, and the oh so obvious...pumping that fist. loves poland spring water, wears sunglasses at night, and eats, sleeps, and breaths the club. HGH!

Pacha was very guido, filled with many Danny Fist Pumps.

danny fist pumps by billy rosewood January 8, 2009

Danny Smash

The term used for what happened when John slapped Danny in class

"Oh shit Danny's on a mong rage!"
"DANNY SMASH!"

Danny Smash by Skem College! January 28, 2009

Danny's Law

section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver

section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity

section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party

section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times

section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply

Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.

Danny's Law by DJBridge765 July 8, 2012

danny nguyen 

Basically better than Danny Pham

Danny Nguyen is far superior than that other danny

danny nguyen by CuukieDOE May 18, 2018

Danny devito 

Hottest man alive

Person: Danny Devito is hot
Other person: yeah he is

Danny devito by Zachyboi Bennett February 19, 2019