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Cupcakes

Cupcakes are cakes, but in cups!
These cupcakes are delicious!
by Sugar Snowfall October 8, 2018
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Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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Cupcake

To move footlessly into a room with intent to harm.
"Die snake, you shall not cupcake into my bed to kill me ever again!"

"After coming to life and deciding it was kill or be killed, the radioactive tasty treat cupcaked into the room, paring knife held loosely in it's buttercream, ready to attack."
by slee June 4, 2013
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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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cupcake mouth

When your Mouth game is so strong you can always make her ooze by adding your sugary lips and soft tongue
With my boyfriends cupcake mouth, I can always count on him so make me ooze.
by Smartass96 November 20, 2017
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muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food
Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake
by Interloper81 May 30, 2018
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Filthy cupcake

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.
I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.
by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018
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