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Crumbs

A nickname known for young fat kids who often get crumbs on their clothing and surrounding friends while eating. Also known to have good hair, and a stable group of good friends. They still, however, hate his eating habits.
Dude! You just got food on me you stupid Crumbs!
by SpacePandaaaa December 28, 2010
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crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
by dero-licked December 16, 2004
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Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!
Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!
by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009
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Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.
I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries
by GC42 August 11, 2016
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bread crumbs

The little bits of weed left over after breaking it up to make a joint.
yo man, you better clean up dem bread crumbs, cuz if you get caught at the border with it, your gonna get arrested.
by K Yee October 15, 2008
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened
....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled
by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004
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crumbo

A poor person of low social status, low intelligence, and who has an unkempt appearance.
Look at those methmouth crumbos rummaging through the dumpster looking for their lost glombi.
by Tuff Earl August 10, 2010
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