Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010

hangover crap

footlong peice of shit that is expelled from your body after a long night of heavy drinking. cigarettes may intensify symptoms, though highly recommended. multiple flush may be necessary.

that hangover crap is proof that i was black-out drunk last night.

by asbury February 19, 2008

blush crap

the stuff that flows to your cheeks when you're suddenly embarrassed. for all you idiots out there, see blood

ordinary girl: *walks around corner*

hot guy: hey girl.

ordinary girl: *blushes*

hot guy: oh, you're turning kinda red... is it cause i'm hott?

ordinary girl: *runs*

damn blush crap.

by mermaidman&lilwayne June 17, 2010

Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book

Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.

by AL_PS3 January 26, 2011

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.

This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.

by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008