Splatter-crap
When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.
Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.
Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.
Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
Splatter-crap by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
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