candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

Candy fodder

Pokemon caught in Pokémon Go for the soul purpose of gathering candies.

If this Pikachu doesn't have a CP of at least 450 its going to become candy fodder for my 443 Pikachu.

by Robyonmydiq July 25, 2016

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.

“Look at the candy wall”

by MmDonut May 16, 2018

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018

Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.

'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'

by Skrabl August 2, 2019