Coffee Bitch

a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.

Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."

by Tominsky September 29, 2011

cofe

you forgot to double the f and e and you saw this so here you are

guy: let's look up coffee for no reason
*types cofe*
ud: you idiot

by rubythecatgirl October 5, 2018

green coffee

An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.

Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.

by surfer--- April 15, 2008

decaf coffee

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.

oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!

by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012

Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 13, 2014

Stirring coffee

When a girl has diarrhea and a guy puts his dick in her ass and jerks off in circles until ejaculation.

Yo, last night I had so much fun stirring coffee with this girl, I even added cream.

by TheKingOfZ July 6, 2017

Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004