clumsy seagull

A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull

Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!

by justhotshitusa June 15, 2011

Columbus Junction

Where the Cedar and Iowa rivers meet.

I went to Columbus Junction yesterday.

by Emily Staats January 16, 2009

Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009

Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.

"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"

by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022

Clumping

In it's most severe connotation, clumping is relaxation to near incapacitation. However, clumping can be a moderate action of chilling but in a more relaxed state than simply "chill."

Bro you clumping way to hord out da ritz right now.

by FilthEEmongrel April 18, 2020