Chape

(noun) {Middle English} \chay-'p\

1: A love-able douche-bag

2: A term of endearment toward a friend who is exhibiting endearing AND annoying/obnoxious behavior simultaneously

Alternative pronunciation:
\chop-'ay\

Friend 1: Did you hear Adam talking to those girls last night? Those jokes weren't even funny!
Friend 2: Yeah, he was being a total Chape!

by The Original Chape March 4, 2010

Cheapernet

10Base2 Ethernet, Ancient, Crappy. Also called Ethercrap or Ethercheap.

<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!

by nosx December 2, 2004

Chap'd

A person that thinks they look good but in reality they look bad. A person who is behind on the fashon.

We went to the club and them girls was chap'd. That sweater make you look chap'd

by Red Phoenix November 2, 2007

Chap Slop

Chap Slop is when the world famous TV pitchman Vince Shlomi, creator of the Slap Chop, ejaculates on a prostitutes stomach causing a pool of semen to accumulate in said prostitutes belly button. A 2nd prostitute then laps up the pool of semen in a similar fashion to a pig lapping up slop.

Some prostitutes make you pay extra to perform a chap slop, and some prostitutes just bite your tongue off.

by Dangggggggggggg April 13, 2010

chape

chape is cherry and grape and cherry is troy young and grape is chase young (they are not related or married they just have the same last name)

chape is so freaking coop like yadz

by britkeychape February 15, 2017

Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

Chape

A person with no class, no standards, or a general lack of common sense. A mix between a swollen chimp and a ape who has no physical attributes. Has no book or street smarts. Plays online all day and thinks they're the shit. Boy or girl. Makes too many group chats on Instagram. Has a consent feeling of itching under back fat rolls. Poopy head and dad is a virgin

Kyle was talking about politics but bitch can't even get a victory royal like bruh you're a chapel.

by j0_p0ynter June 29, 2020