Basket Case

A male who is insecure with the size of his genitals (basket).

This insecurity tends to result in unnecessary confrontations, usually when alcohol is involved.

Male: What's up big guy?

Basket case: I'm not your guy fucko. *quiet sobs*

by Ugly Freedom March 20, 2011

just in case

1 address.
2 condom.

He gave me a sweet kiss on the cheek as he left and handed me his "just in case".

by 69jiji December 24, 2006

a case of the red ass

pain and redness of the ass after a day of the shits

If i don't stop shitting. I'm going to have a case of the red ass.

by jay hamilton November 30, 2007

case

kill, harm, hurt, beat-up, etc..

"don't make me catch a case"

by holla_back_at_me March 1, 2004

Worst Case Scenario

Accidentally shitting your pants, generally in a public place, car, or while intoxicated.

"What smells?"

"Pull over, I think I just had a worst case scenario."

by AlphaOne March 28, 2008

Case's Corollary

If the subject is Heinlein or homosexuality, the probability of a Hitler/Nazi comparison being made becomes equal to one.

A: I am a homosexual.
B: Good for you I am not a nazi.
A: Case's Corollary.

by Sentius. February 6, 2004

Waste Case Scenario

A situation where one of your friends gets to drunk and ruins everyones good time.

Chris had way to much to drink last night, it was a most definite waste case scenario.

by Cazares May 11, 2008