Brandon Calvillo

A terrible youtuber that makes bad videos and are not funny. Just a fuckin morron depressed just to get attention.

Person 1: XXXEmilyHeatherQueenXXX makes terrible videos. She also bullies people and she thinks she the best. she a bitch.
Person 2: IKR! She's so Brandon Calvillo

by Gold Angel Diamonds July 11, 2018

calling in chick

Real reason I can't make it to work today.

But, really, I am in bed.

Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.

by stickoutrock April 16, 2009

Caviness

A Marine that rants and yells all day who has heart problems and limps when he gets mad. I bet he is limping right now.

That guy is a Caviness

by BandBonnet December 18, 2011

Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 27, 2004

Dog Calling

getting someone’s attention (most likely a female) and calling them ugly

the opposite of cat calling

e.g: a man barking at a woman while driving past her

“did he just dog call me? i’m not that ugly”
“dog calling is so rude!”

by S👺 August 9, 2020

carving a pumpkin

A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.

hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?

by chiahseed January 31, 2010

A Clint Colvin

clint colvin:

the most amazing boy you will ever met.
also the sweetest.
&the cutest boy you'll ever see(:
your world world.
has the prettiest eyes.
funny, nice, cute, talented.
*cough hot ((;*
your favorite fag! haha.
the best you will ever have.
(: iloveyoubabe.

You'd be lucky to have a guy like "A Clint Colvin".

by JadieeBabiee June 2, 2010