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Party or bar with terrible female to dude ratio.
Dude, this place is a crankfest. Let's go.
Crankfest by sbaines April 26, 2009

cranklet 

Slang for a female baseball fan. A term fashionable in the latter half of the 19th century.
Mary really enjoys the game of baseball. In fact she is quite the cranklet!
cranklet by darthvedder81 May 6, 2011
guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf

guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!
Cranked by SavDrips January 19, 2019
The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.

When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.
Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy
Crank by NewDude12 August 27, 2020

Crank dat Soulja Boy 

Soulja Boy off in this (oh)
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch
Crank Dat Soulja Boy when we live in a society (top 10 peter griffin moments, funny edition, try not to laugh epic fortnite montage)
Crank dat Soulja Boy by diccnball October 8, 2020

crankybody 

when body parts and joints are very unhappy and cause you to randomly kick and flail your arms/legs and whine aloud; a little man inside of you going "mgglenferbtpcfff"
Ehhh. I have crankybody!
Erica has crankybody and is being a whiney bitch.
crankybody by eriminari November 22, 2005