car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

car accident by Cliff96 August 28, 2005

car warts 

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

car warts by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

car monogram 

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.

becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"

car monogram by ahndrayah August 8, 2009

Car Creeper 

A person who creeps behind you in their car when you're going to your parked car.

Becky: OMG that guy is car creeping on me! He want's my spot.

Sam: Quick, serpentine! Stupid Car Creepers!

Car Creeper by Gogogogo! May 8, 2011

car-camping 

Camping with-in unloading distance of your of vehicle. As opposed to hiking into a remote location.

Let's just go car-camping to simplify the weekend.

car-camping by Dlize June 5, 2016

Car battery masturbate 

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

Car battery masturbate by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

car gang 

A group of guys claiming to enjoy cars, but really just enjoy drinking and vaping.

Person 1 " hey are you joining car gang."
Person 2 " no I actually have brain cells."

car gang by Somedudeinschool September 8, 2017